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Boil Beasty Boil!

So I just came back from my first original Lobster Boil

And it was brilliant!
I will have to start thinking of portions, as I am sure I got enough food to feed a small Eastern European Country…

First local Clam Chowder, then Tha Boil with Mussels (which I am allergic to), Local Clams (double portion as see Mussels), new potatoes, local corn on the cob and off course Tha Lobster…(bibs and tools included!)

This beast was described by an elegant lady at our table as ‘a Real New Englander’…

So there you have it… Proper New Englanders are huge, red and slightly snarly looking. (especially in this weather… it was over 90 today, which means something like 32 in celsius eek luckily this is said to only last around a day or two)

Lastly I must add that the Somerset Club has the best stocked Loo I have ever seen…
They even have mouthwash ?!

Oh this land of the Free, looking forward to the adventures that lay ahead…
(tomorrow we are off to Newport RI)

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Welcome dear burglars...

British plumbing is world-famous.

It conjures up many thoughts and anecdotes in anyone who has had the pleasure of enjoying/enduring it.

The reasons for this fame range from the enormously elegant Victorian inventions that changed the world to the reality of outdoor plumbing in a cold winter…

Over my years in the UK I have learnt to respect any bathroom activity as an adventure instead of a mundane action. My experiences so far leave me with a large amount of questions…

Q: Why are office loos always designed in booths?
This way you can hear a perfect representation of the activities next door, amplified by the tiles…

Plumbing tree...

Q: Why do the handles on a loo never really work?
Every loo I have found on my travels seems to have their own personality and user manual in yielding a flush… It is never as straight forward as just pushing the button or pulling the handle…

Q: Is outdoor plumbing really still necessary?
I can imagine that it makes sense if you upgrade a Georgian pile to the new world order of plumbing… But why not replace it in more modern accomodations?

Q: (sorry this is a cliché) Who thought it was a good idea to have carpet in the bathroom?
Really?!

Victorian plumbing fun!

Q: Where is the shower? (and how do you wash long hair again without it?)
Several hotels I have stayed at didn’t have one, but in recent renovations most seem to install them. Finally… Having grown up with one I just can’t imagine to go back to bathing… It just changes the entire routine of the day as baths are usually taken before dinner, and showers before breakfast.
How do baths work with a modern working lifestyle?

Q: What is with the perfumed loo roll?
This was a whole new revelation to me… Is this an invention that never made it to Holland? Or a Marks&Spencers’ fluke?

Any answers to this, please add in the comments…

Bath with a view...

But lets end on an admiring note:
Still there is nothing better than a long soak in an enormous enamel Victorian tank, filled with warm and steaming water…
Pity I will have to wait till the weekend.

PS I feel a post on American loos coming along… What is with the enormous pool of water?

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